Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

The greatest attitude of all is gratitude.

Liberty does not exist in the absence of morality.

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love.

Sometimes opportunities float right past your nose. Work hard, apply yourself, and be ready. When an opportunity comes you can grab it.

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

The whole universe is contained within a single human being – you.

Only when I fall do I get up again.

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.