Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live.

What do you want meaning for? Life is desire, not meaning.

Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.

In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.

If we are not free, no one will respect us.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

There is no worse bitterness than to reach the end of your life and realized you have not lived.

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.

Eventually all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason.

Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Is it not enough that 'things are cruel and blind'? Must we also be cruel and blind?

What goes up must come down.