But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Listen if you want to be heard

Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.

A good idea is never lost. Even though its originator or possessor may die without publicizing it, it will someday be reborn in the mind of another....

There is but one dependable method of accumulating and legally holding riches, and that is by rendering useful service.

For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.

Work and worship are necessary to take away the veil, to lift off the bondage and illusion.

All achievement, all earned riches, have their beginning in an idea.

I`d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

Because ideas have to be original only with regard to their adaptation to the problem at hand, I am always extremely interested in how others have used them...

Fake it until you make it.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

Please all, and you will please none.

And that is the reason why this victory is great, because different players have made contributions to the win.

I am thankful to all those who said NO to me. It's because of them I did it myself.

One of the greatest discoveries a person makes, one of their great surprises, is to find they can do what they were afraid they couldn't do.

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.

There is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to handle, that to institute a new order of things

Do one thing at a time, and while doing it put your whole soul into it to the exclusion of all else.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.