There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

Give up trying to make me give up

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

Courage is grace under pressure.

A lie never lives to be old.

A good liar must have a good memory.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

Common sense is not so common.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.