Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Dare to risk public criticism.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

A lie never lives to be old.

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.