Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.
By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.
Be that self which one truly is.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.