Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Men are as faithful as their options.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.