We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.