Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.
I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.