Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.
Will and intellect are one and the same thing.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression