This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.