A good liar must have a good memory.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

Sunlight is painting.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.