I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

If information and knowledge are central to democracy, they are the conditions for development.