My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.