I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
External nature is only internal nature writ large.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.
In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.
Boards don't hit back.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.