Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

An idea is salvation by imagination

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

A person preaches well that lives well.