In the end, everything is a gag.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
I am not young enough to know everything.
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
Do what's right for you, as long as it don't hurt no one
There's no advantage to hurrying through life.
It's only terrible to have nothing to wait for.
Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
Life is too short for long-term grudges.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The gratification of wealth is not found in mere possession or in lavish expenditure, but in its wise application.
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
Every person who ever thought he had a right to assert, and went boldly and asserted it, himself, or jointly with others that shared his convictions, was a direct actionist.
To be interested in the changing seasons is . . . a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
If one's different, one's bound to be lonely.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
The more you live in the present moment, the more the fear of death disappears.
If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.