A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.