You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

Be that self which one truly is.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.