Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.