The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Men are as faithful as their options.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.