A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!