I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
