You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.