I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Men are as faithful as their options.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.