There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.