My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.