The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.
If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Life's a journey, not a destination.
Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.
Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.
Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live.
The less you know, the more you believe.
Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.
The knowledge of oneself will preserve that person from vanity.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Where there is love there is life.
The privilege of a lifetime is to become who you truly are.
When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.
The future starts today, not tomorrow.
