The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

A good liar must have a good memory.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Memory... is an internal rumour.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.