Be that self which one truly is.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

A scientist in his laboratory is not a mere technician: he is also a child confronting natural phenomena that impress him as though they were fairy tales.?

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.