Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.