If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.

I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.

A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

Rashness is the faithful, but unhappy parent of misfortune.

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.

Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it, a slight physical antipathy most probably helps.

I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft...

A blow from your friend is better than a kiss from your enemy.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.