I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I'm single because I was born that way.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.