You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
Sex is an emotion in motion.