I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.
A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.