Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.