We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.