You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Once you label me you negate me.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.