I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.