It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Men are as faithful as their options.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.