He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
Men are as faithful as their options.
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.