All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.