This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.