I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!