We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobodys perfect so I stopped practicing.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.