I want to put a ding in the universe.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
The day of individual happiness has passed
There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.
Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
The future ain't what it used to be.
I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.
What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.