The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

If information and knowledge are central to democracy, they are the conditions for development.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Boards don't hit back.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.