In the end, everything is a gag.

Life has got to be lived-that's all that there is to it.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

One doesn't recognize the really important moments in one's life until it's too late.

Doubt must be no more than vigilance, otherwise it can become dangerous.

If you have been sunned through and through like an apricot on a wall from your earliest days, you are oversensitive to any withdrawal of heat.

Amnesty is as good for those who give it as for those who receive it. It has the admirable quality of bestowing mercy on both sides.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.

Life is the dancer and you are the dance.

It's only terrible to have nothing to wait for.

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.

Insanity in individuals is rare - but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule.

Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

All my life through, the new sights of nature made me rejoice like a child.

Life did not intend to make us perfect. Whoever is perfect belongs in a museum.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.