I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
Humility is attentive patience.
I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
Genius is sorrow's child.
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
The day of individual happiness has passed
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.