The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.

One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter.

The experience gathered from books, though often valuable,is but the nature of learning whereas the experience gained from actual life is of the nature of wisdom.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Love one another, but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

I don't like definitions, but if there is a definition of freedom, it would be when you have control over your reality to transform it, to change it, rather than having it imposed upon you. You can't really ask for more than that.

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed possible

Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education.

Creativity is the process of having original ideas that have value.

Men become wise just as they become rich, more by what they save than by what they receive.

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended.

A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.