I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.